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STARTERS


Bacon Wrapped Quail GS - 19

Jalapeno stuffed, wrapped in bacon, served with BBQ.

Green Chili Queso - 10

Roasted Hatch Chili & Cheddar.

Pork Tostada GS - 12

Green Chili Pork, Cheddar, Jicama, and Cabbage.

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp GS - 18

Jumbo Gulf Shrimp, Chef's Slaw, and Prickly Pear Drizzle. 

NEW! Cajun Corn Cakes - 12

Corn, Bacon, CheddarBlack Beans, and Spicy Mayo.

Skillet Nachos - 10

Queso, House Beans, Pico de Gallo, and Avocado Cream.

Crazy Cheese Fries GS - 10

House Fries, Queso, and Pico de Gallo.

UNLIMITED Chips and Salsa GS - 6

Fire Roasted Salsa, Salsa Verde.


FROM THE GARDEN

House Made Dressings: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Italian Vinaigrette, Raspberry Dressing, Ranch or Blue Cheese 


Classic West Texas Taco Salad GS

Seasonal Greens, Black Bean-Corn Salsa, Cheddar, and Pico.

Blackened Catfish-15 Pork-14 Beef-17 Chicken-16 Salmon-19

Coconut Chicken Salad - 16

Seasonal Greens Tossed with Raspberry Vinaigrette Toasted Almonds, Crispy Asian Noodles, and Prickly Pear.

Uptown Steak & Kale Salad - 17

Cous-Cous, Gorgonzola Tossed with Balsamic Drizzle Hemps Seed Granola, Cucumber, and Tomato.

NEW!!—Chef’s West Texas Power Bowl GS

Quinoa, Kale, Spinach, Hemp Granola, Gorgonzola, Dried Cherries, and Chickpeas Tossed with Italian Style Vinaigrette
No Protein-17 Beef-20 Chicken-19 Salmon-22

SIDE SALAD - 6

Seasonal Greens, Cucumber, Tomato, Carrot, and Crouton.

 

CHEF CRAFTED - ON A BUN

Served with Fries or Fruit. Substitute Side Salad for $4


The "Barnyard" - 16

Wood-Grilled Chicken and Pulled Pork, Cheddar Cheese, and BBQ.

The Cheddar Burger - 16

Half a Pound of Wood-Grilled Beef with Cheddar. Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, and Onion.

The Mushroom Swiss Burger - 17

Half Pound of Wood Grilled Beef, Grilled Onion, Mushroom Swiss Cheese, and Scratch-Made House Mayo. Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, and Onion.

Chefs Signature "ANGRY" Cheeseburger - 19

Cheddar, Swiss, Bacon, Fried Capicola Ham, Grilled Jalapeno, Fried Onion, and Chef's Signature Sauce. Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, and Onion.


HOUSE SPECIALTIES


"This Ain't Your Grandma's Meatloaf" - 20

Smoked and Served with Mash and Veggies.

Chicken Fried Steak -or- Chicken Fried Chicken - 19

Gravy, Mashed potatoes, and Vegetables.

Seared Atlantic Salmon - 26

Roasted Corn & Black Bean Salsa, Sweet Potato Mash Poblano Chimi Churri, and Seasonal Vegetables.

Bacon-Wrapped Pork Tenderloin GS - 24

Sweet Potato Mash, Vegetables, Demi, and Prickly Pear.

Rosemary-Crusted Prime Rib GS

(Wednesday Only, 5p till it's Gone!)
Roasted Garlic Mash, Seasonal Veggies, and Au Jus

King(16 oz) - 44
Queen(12 oz) - 40

8oz Wood-Grilled Filet GS - 40

Roasted Garlic Mash, Veggies, and Red Wine Demi.

* Add Shrimp or any of our other Toppers to your Steak!

14oz Wood-Grilled Ribeye GS - 42

Roasted Garlic Mash, Veggies, and Red Wine Demi.

* Add Shrimp or any of our other Toppers to your Steak!

NEW - Texas Nilgai Antelope - 46

Harvested from the King Ranch, Wood-Grilled over Mesquite Sweet Potato, Seasonal Vegetables, Wild Berries, and Demi.

West Texas Lamb Chop - 44

Mashed Potatoes, Veggies, Poblano Chimi, and Demi.

Angry Chicken - 22

Sweet Potato Mash, Veggies, Chimi Churri, and Pico.

Fork and Knife Burrito

Lime Rice, Cheddar & Pico. Smothered in Queso with Beans.

Blackened Catfish-15 Pork-14 Beef-17 Chicken-16 Salmon-19

Downtown Loaded Mac & Cheese- 14

Loaded with Bacon, Cheddar, and Crumb Topping.

Cajun Chicken Pasta - 18

Andouille Sausage, Cajun Cream, Grilled Bread.

Old Fashioned Catfish GS - 14

Fried and Served with Fries. House-Made Tartar Sauce.

West Texas Tacos

Cilantro Lime Rice and Borracho Beans.

Blackened Catfish-15 Pork-14 Beef-17 Chicken-16 Salmon-19

 

THE LIGHTER SIDE


Chef's Seasonal "Catch of the Day" GS - MP

Chef's Grilled Fish, Spinach & Vegetables, Sweet Potato, Cherry Tomatoes, Tomatillo, Poblano and Lime.

Angry Vegan GS - 17

Grilled Avocado, Cajun Green Beans, Cherry Tomatoes Sweet Potato Mash, Corn, and Black Bean Salsa.

Blackened Catfish GS - 14

Seasonal Veggies, Rice, Corn, and Black Beans.

Skinny Chicken GS - 14

Lime Rice, Veggies, and Pico de Gallo .


$12 LUNCH COMBOS

Lunch Combos Served from 11a-3p Monday -Friday Have Lunch your way!! Pick any Entree and any Side.


Entrees

Blackened Catfish GS
Fried Catfish GS
Chicken Fried Steak Chicken
Fried Chicken
Grilled Chicken w/ Pico GS
Coconut Chicken
Pork Tostado

Sides

Sweet Potato Mash GS
Side Salad GS
Mac-n-Cheese
Seasonal Vegetables GS
Fresh Fruit GS
French Fries GS
Rice and Borracho Beans GS
Garlic Mashed Potatoes GS


DAILY SPECIALS


SUNDAY BRUNCH - Chef's Signature Brunch Menu 10am-3pm
TACO MONDAY!! - Tacos and Taco Salad-$12 ALL DAY LONG!
BURGER TUESDAY - $12 Cheddar Burgers ALL DAY LONG!
PRIME RIB WEDNESDAY - 5pm till it's Gone!
CHICKEN FRIED THURSDAY - Chicken Fried Meals for only $13


KIDDO'S MENU


Kid's menu is intended for 12 and younger. Don't make us ID you!

Kid's Chicken Bites-Gravy and Fries -10
Kid's Cheeseburger and Fries -11
Kids Mac-n-Cheese, with Fries - 10

 


SOFT DRINKS


Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, 7UP, Big Red,
Lemonade, and Fruit Punch Gatorade

Local DeCoty Sweet and Un-Sweet Tea $3.49
Topo Chico - 5
Bottled Water(1L)-5
Red Bull-6
Craft Root Beer - 5
Chef's Selection of Hot Tea -4