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Bacon Wrapped Quail GS - 19

Jalapeno stuffed, wrapped in bacon, served with BBQ.

Green Chili Queso - 10

Roasted Hatch Chili & Cheddar.

Pork Tostada GS - 12

Green Chili Pork, Cheddar, Jicama, and Cabbage.

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp GS - 18

Jumbo Gulf Shrimp, Chef's Slaw, and Prickly Pear Drizzle. 

NEW! Chefs Pig Candy GS - 9

Chicharron, Sweet Chili, Jalapeno, Cotija, and Lime.

Skillet Nachos - 10

Queso, House Beans, Pico de Gallo, and Avocado Cream.

Crazy Cheese Fries GS - 10

House Fries, Queso, and Pico de Gallo.

UNLIMITED Chips and Salsa GS - 6

Fire Roasted Salsa, Salsa Verde.


House Made Dressings: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Italian Vinaigrette, Raspberry Dressing, Ranch or Blue Cheese 

Classic West Texas Taco Salad GS - 18

Seasonal Greens, Black Bean-Corn Salsa, Cheddar, and Pico.

Blackened Catfish-14 Pork-13 Beef-16 Chicken-15 Salmon-18

Coconut Chicken Salad - 16

Seasonal Greens Tossed with Raspberry Vinaigrette Toasted Almonds, Crispy Asian Noodles, and Prickly Pear.

Uptown Steak & Kale Salad - 17

Cous-Cous, Gorgonzola Tossed with Balsamic Drizzle Hemps Seed Granola, Cucumber, and Tomato.


Seasonal Greens, Cucumber, Tomato, Carrot, and Crouton.


Served with Fries or Fruit. Substitute Side Salad for $4

The "Barnyard" - 14

Wood-Grilled Chicken and Pulled Pork, Cheddar Cheese, and BBQ.

The Cheddar Burger - 14

Half a Pound of Wood-Grilled Beef with Cheddar. Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, and Onion.

NEW - The Mushroom Swiss Burger - 15

Half Pound of Wood Grilled Beef, Grilled Onion, Mushroom Swiss Cheese, and Scratch-Made House Mayo. Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, and Onion.

Chefs Signature "ANGRY" Cheeseburger - 17

Cheddar, Swiss, Bacon, Fried Capicola Ham, Grilled Jalapeno, Fried Onion, and Chef's Signature Sauce. Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, and Onion.


"This Ain't Your Grandma's Meatloaf" - 19

Smoked and Served with Mash and Veggies.

Chicken Fried Steak -or- Chicken Fried Chicken - 18

Gravy, Mashed potatoes, and Vegetables.

Seared Atlantic Salmon - 24

Roasted Corn & Black Bean Salsa, Sweet Potato Mash Poblano Chimi Churri, and Seasonal Vegetables.

Bacon-Wrapped Pork Tenderloin GS - 22

Sweet Potato Mash, Vegetables, Demi, and Prickly Pear.

Rosemary-Crusted Prime Rib GS

(Wednesday Only, 5p till it's Gone!)
Roasted Garlic Mash, Seasonal Veggies, and Au Jus

King(16 oz) - 42
Queen(12 oz) - 38

8oz Wood-Grilled Filet GS - 36

Roasted Garlic Mash, Veggies, and Red Wine Demi.

* Add Shrimp or any of our other Toppers to your Steak!

14oz Wood-Grilled Ribeye GS - 38

Roasted Garlic Mash, Veggies, and Red Wine Demi.

* Add Shrimp or any of our other Toppers to your Steak!

NEW - Texas Nilgai Antelope - 41

Harvested from the King Ranch, Wood-Grilled over Mesquite Sweet Potato, Seasonal Vegetables, Wild Berries, and Demi.

West Texas Lamb Chop - 40

Mashed Potatoes, Veggies, Poblano Chimi, and Demi.

Angry Chicken - 19

Sweet Potato Mash, Veggies, Chimi Churri, and Pico.

Fork and Knife Burrito

Lime Rice, Cheddar & Pico. Smothered in Queso with Beans.

Blackened Catfish-14 Pork-13 Beef-16 Chicken-15 Salmon-18

Downtown Loaded Mac & Cheese- 13

Loaded with Bacon, Cheddar, and Crumb Topping.

Cajun Chicken Pasta - 16

Andouille Sausage, Cajun Cream, Grilled Bread.

Old Fashioned Catfish GS - 13

Fried and Served with Fries. House-Made Tartar Sauce.

West Texas Tacos

Cilantro Lime Rice and Borracho Beans.

Blackened Catfish-14 Pork-13 Beef-16 Chicken-15 Salmon-18



San Angelo CrossFit Paleo "Catch of the Day" GS - MP

Chef's Seasonal Fish, Cajun Green Beans, Sweet Potato, Cherry Tomatoes, Tomatillo, Poblano, and Lime.

Angry Vegan GS - 16

Grilled Avocado, Cajun Green Beans, Cherry Tomatoes Sweet Potato Mash, Corn, and Blackbean Salsa.

Blackened Catfish GS - 13

Seasonal Veggies, Rice, Corn, and Black Beans.

Skinny Chicken GS - 13

Lime Rice, Veggies, and Pico de Gallo .


Lunch Combos Served from 11a-3p Monday -Friday Have Lunch your way!! Pick any Entree and any Side.


Blackened Catfish GS
Fried Catfish GS
Chicken Fried Steak Chicken
Fried Chicken
Grilled Chicken w/ Pico GS
Coconut Chicken
Pork Tostado


Sweet Potato Mash GS
Side Salad GS
Seasonal Vegetables GS
Fresh Fruit GS
French Fries GS
Rice and Borracho Beans GS


SUNDAY BRUNCH - Chef's Signature Brunch Menu 10am-3pm
TACO MONDAY!! - Tacos and Taco Salad-$10 ALL DAY LONG!
BURGER TUESDAY - $10 Cheddar Burgers ALL DAY LONG!
PRIME RIB WEDNESDAY - 5pm till it's Gone!
CHICKEN FRIED THURSDAY - Chicken Fried Meals for only $12


Kid's menu is intended for 12 and younger. Don't make us ID you!

Kid's Chicken Bites-Gravy and Fries -10
Kid's Cheeseburger and Fries -11
Kids Mac-n-Cheese, with Fries - 10



Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, 7UP, Big Red,
Lemonade, and Fruit Punch Gatorade

Local DeCoty Sweet and Un-Sweet Tea 3.49
Topo Chico - 5
Bottled Water(1L)-5
Red Bull-6
Craft Root Beer - 5
Chef's Selection of Hot Tea -4